Abbey Well: Workshop piece #3 - Yugioh Abridged version

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Monday, 31 March 2008

Workshop piece #3 - Yugioh Abridged version

NB, it may help if you first watch this:

Attention Duellists! Today my hair missed the bus. In America. Not that it was a problem, the number 22 took me home shortly after. In America. I suppose you are wondering how on earth I managed to miss it, after all they are not exactly rare sights these days. To be honest, I’m not sure, but screw the rules I have money.
That’s what you learn on the stage you know, accidents equal injury, and mistakes are as good an accident as any. I do not have many accidents now that I am too old to work at KentuckyFriedMcBurgerKing. Now that my life is a pleasanter one - just the wife and my hair playing children‘s card games. In America.

I do not know how I managed to miss it; perhaps some gentler, more fabulous being took my place. For that alone I deserve to die of a terminal disease.

The wife left a super special awesome apple pie in the fridge for me - perhaps I will not eat it. It is only fair I do not sleep until my body screeches. The restless days shall put me right - there is no reason to indulge in forbidden fruits I do not deserve.

Perhaps we can take over the world tomorrow?

1 comment:

Sam said...: lolololol that's such a super special awesome piece of work. A++!!; 2 April 2008 at 05:48

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